The Bro Code

The Bro Code is a set of rules, seemingly started by Barney.
All of the above articles are mentioned in the published version, although most have different numbers. The book contains 150 articles, a glossary of terms, definition of a bro, history of the code, amendments, violations, and approved punishments.
Many of the articles in the published version relate to issues in other episodes.

If you wanna see all of the articles of the Bro Code, click here.

Articles of the Bro Code

The following articles are some articles mentions on episodes of HIMYM:

• Article 1 – Bros before hoes;
• Article 34 – Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil’s three-way
• Article 39 – The Three Days Rule
• Article 45 – Wearing jeans to a strip club
• Article 62 – A bro that calls “dibs” first, has dibs
• Article 83 – The Platinum Rule
• Article 86 – The Hot/Crazy Scale
• Article 104 – The mom of a bro is always off limits, unless she is a step-mom and she initiates it and/or is wearing one or more articles of leopard print clothing
• Article 107 – No leaving a Bro hanging in
• Article 140 – Lemon Law
• Article 159 – A Bro always likes the new profile picture of another bro.
• Article 161 – Dating a Bro’s EX:
Sometimes, the girl you are looking at was previously dating a Bro . . Well, what do you do then? The Bro Code has a scale that sets everything straight.
Your good friend and she dated for:
0 – 6 months + he dumped her = you don’t wait, go ahead and date her
0 – 6 months + she dumped him = wait for at least 6 months
6 – 12 months + he dumped her = wait for at least 6 months
6 – 12 months + she dumped him = wait for a year and ask for permission
1 year + he dumped her = wait for a year
1 year + she dumped him = wait for a year and ask for permission

Amendment VII – A bro shall not have a weird moment with another bro’s fiance.

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