Barney’s Quotes

“True Story…” – Barney Stinson

“What up?!” – Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson

“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” – Barney Stinson

“Suit up!” – Barney Stinson

“Article 2: “A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” – Barney Stinson (The Bro Code)

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old” – Barney Stinson

“Ted, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It’s just a law of the universe.” – Barney Stinson

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at a party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.” – Barney Stinson

“With great penis comes great responsibility.” – Barney Stinson

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: Breast. Implants.” – Barney Stinson